INCIDENT REPORT 0008. Well Earned Results. PROGRESS: 16 out of 100.

Bender-Bot, the Bender’s Club mascot, stands with a respectful grip on the Bender Bar after Kevin Wikse’s 16-bend personal record—industrial strength discipline and calm dominance.
Bender-Bot after the 16-bend PR—confidence earned, respect maintained. Industrial Strength Bastardry, documented by Kevin Wikse.

Friday became a sixteen-hour workday. That happens. You do what needs doing, then you wake up and do it again.


There was no chance I was going to disrespect the 220lb Bender Bar by approaching it less than fully dialed-in. That’s how injuries happen. The bar demands presence. Anything less is an invitation to consequences.


So I waited.


The meeting happened tonight.


Gripping the bar parallel between my hands, I remembered the last session. I made a quiet promise to myself that this time would be different.


It was.


I attacked immediately. No hesitation. No negotiation. I hunted down a new personal record.


16 bends.


Every one of them earned.

Every one of them deserved.


New PR established.

Respect paid. Output increased.

-Kevin Wikse, Industrial Strength Bastardry. 

Location: Boise, ID, USA

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