INCIDENT REPORT 0001: The Day After Christmas. PROGRESS: 11 out of 100.
12/26/2025
Day after Christmas.
Last thing on my agenda was bending the 100kg / 220lb Bender Bar—also known as the Power Twister, a name that feels like it was approved by a 3rd world marketing department that never touched one.
I was already wrecked. Hundreds of reps logged earlier for another project. Everything hurt. No mystery there.
I’ll be honest: I had to dig deeper than usual to find a reason to step back under the bar. But the goal doesn’t care about holidays, soreness, or good intentions. It only recognizes completion.
I locked in 11 solid bends.
They hurt. Every single one. No drama, no surprise. Pain was the point of contact. But art—like strength, like anything worth having—doesn’t arrive gently. It’s extracted. Paid for. Usually in installments of suffering.
-Kevin Wikse, Industrial Strength Bastardry
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